right now , there's someone keep playing phone call over my house phone. Everytime my sister pick it up , it wont say anything and suddenly its off the line. LIKE WHAT THE HECK ! ITS FREAKING AFTERNOON , SUNSHINE BRIGHTLY AT THE SKY .Dont focking tell me its a ghost for godamnit ! after another prank call , you know what did i do ? 

Me (picks up the phone) : WHAT THE FREAKING HELL DO YOU WANT B*TCH ! IM GONNA EAT YOU UP IF YOU KEEP PLAYING WITH ME YOU MOTHER FORKING THING !

and then the line goes off and it doesnt ring anymore .............
oh yeahhhhh , dont mess up with meh duhh *flips my imaginary long hair*