Me: oh hey what's that star mean?

/clicks on FEATURED STORIES thingy on the front page/

/scrolls/

/scrolls/

/scrolls/

/scrolls back up/

/spazzes and falls out of my chair/

Me: MY STORY IS FEATURED EIRGKJ BU#%YO U#AGHT@*$YWEGLJBERJGBWEUTGWEJ

/slaps self a few times/

/instantly makes a blog on rpr/

/goes back and looks again/

/spazzes some more/

its funny because me and my friend were saying that that specific story was gonna be featured -u-