The Stupid Test (from DoubleDoublePark)

The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door (windows count right?)

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

 

So far: 5

 

[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow ( your finger and touch your elbow with the same finger omfg)

[x] You have tried to your elbow

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little 

star have the same rhythm. 

[ ] You just tried to sing them. 

 

So far: 8

 

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit . 

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. 

[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[ ] You type only with two fingers. 

 

So far: 10

 

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your 

nose/eyes. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

 

So far: 11

 

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking 

[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math 

 

So far: 14

 

[x] You have eaten a bug 

[v] You are taking this test when you should be doing something 

more important 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and 

didn’t realize it 

[v] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in 

your hand 

[x] You have ran around in your house. 

 

so far: 17

 

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say 

will happen to you if you don’t. 

[ ] You break a lot of things. 

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 

 

So far: 18

 

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the 

texture of the ceiling or wall 

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. 

 

TOTAL: 20

 

Okay is there like a ranking because yeah lolololol

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