The Stupid Test (from DoubleDoublePark)
The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door (windows count right?)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 5
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow ( your finger and touch your elbow with the same finger omfg)
[x] You have tried to your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 10
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 11
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far: 14
[x] You have eaten a bug
[v] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn’t realize it
[v] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
your hand
[x] You have ran around in your house.
so far: 17
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 18
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 20
Okay is there like a ranking because yeah lolololol
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