The world is ending. 

Why?

My MOTHER just pranked me! 

Seriously. Have you seen a normal mother who pranks her own child? Well my mom does. That is soooo not normal.

Okay, my mom brought home a slice of mocha cake. I ate it. And it had PEPPERS in it. It was EFFING HOT. 

My mom just watched me while laughing her off. 

Le umma is officially cuuhh-raayyy-jiiii. 

Like I said.

THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!