exo showtime

"Hello, I’m D.O"

"Hi, it’s EXO’s D.O!!"

"Would you like to eat this? I’ll give this to you. Is it tasty?"

"It has no ears."

[Imitates Xiumin] “Yes hello, it’s Xiumin~ Thank you so much for inviting me here today. Good bye”

"Our Baekhyunnie"

"What the heck!!! I cried just then but it didn’t show on the broadcast because of the commercial!!!"

Suho: “Why do you think you get called violent?" D.O: "I don’t know….because Baekhyun always gets hit…”

"Ah, I see"

[Beat-boxes]

"Cinderella. Cinderella"

"Yah, what do we do? We’re supposed to grill all the meat and eat it together happily but it turned out like this."

[Sings] “Baby you’re my tRAMPoline~” 

"Ah, Baekhyunnie seems to tease me a lot these days…but it’s good because I can punch him."

[Looks at the grilled meat that fell on the floor] "IT’S ALIVE IT’S ALIVE IT’S ALIVE!!!"

Our title song MAMA…… s-s-str-strong orchestra and… powerful.. uh.. powerful…..”

[Makes some sort of ed up aegyo sound]

"I don’t have any huhu"

"When I watch movies, I don’t eat popcorn. Unlike other people, I always eat nachos. Because nachos are delicious."

[To Baekhyun] "Please continue to get punched by me."

"PLEASE LET EVERYONE BE HEALTHY IN 2014!!"

"Oppa will cook you a delicious fried egg"

"Jongdae-yah, let’s eat now."

"I always say this but my shoulders are narrow. But, I will exercise and I will show those with narrow shoulders that your shoulders cAN get broader."

"Who’s the only person I can depend on? Ryeowookie-hyung."

[Screams]

"Baekhyun-ah, you are our team’s mood-maker and you are someone to be proud of, but you’re not even that great…. that was a joke. In all seriousness, even though Baekhyun always pays me out, he definitely is our group’s mood-maker."

"You’re wrong dude."

"Hello? I love you."

[To Suho] "It’s cold so don’t stay outside for too long."

"Ah-ha! Oh-ho!"

[To Chanyeol] "You worked hard."

"I wanted to buy this kid’s pack and give the doll to Suho-hyung but it’s a waste of my money."

[Helium voice talking in mandarin] "Yes, thank you hehehehehe"

"Tao? Come here for a sec. Hurry up"

"I can’t do aegyo like this… It really makes me want to die."

[Screams]

Baekhyun: “Who is the only one you can depend on?” D.O: “Me? Baekhyunnie.”

"Yah, what do you mean it’s bitter?!?! It’s delicious!!"

"Cheese sauce, cheese sauce~"

"You have to wake up now!!"

"Hello Jongdae’s mother!! It’s Kyungsoo~"

[Screams]

"You have money left over?!"

[Muffled Chen voice calling Kyungsoo] “What?”

[Dorky shivering noises]

"I like you?"

"I said I like you. Don’t smile in front of me… because it makes me want to kiss you. I said don’t cry in front of me… because it makes me want to hug you!! Get out of my sight… because I want to kidnap you."

"OoOoOOOh, it’s cold"

[To Chanyeol] "10 years, 20 years, 30 years, 100 years… we’ll keep going together."

[Voice breaks] "Pardon?" 

"Thank you, I love you"

"Is that all?"

 

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