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[x ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. 

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blond. 

TOTAL SO FAR:  3

 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to your elbow. 

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 

[ x] You just sang them to make sure. 

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.  

[ ] You have choked on your own spit. 

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

 

[x ] you have seen the matrix

[x] You type with three fingers or less

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

 

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[ ] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. 

[x ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL SO FAR:15

 

[x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 

[ ] You break a lot of things. 

[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[x ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 

[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

 

Take your total, Multiply by 4

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