The more [X]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[ ]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 

[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

Total: 4

 

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[X] You have tried to your elbow

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 

[X] You just tried to sing them 

Total: 3

 

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

[X] You have choked on your own spit

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[X] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[ ] You type only with two fingers. 

Point: 2

 

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[ ]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[ ]You have caught yourself drooling. 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

Point: 1

 

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking (I can't stop)

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

Point: 3

 

[ ] You have eaten a bug. 

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. 

[ ] You have ran around in your house. 

Point: 2

 

[X] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

Point: 3

 

[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. 

[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. 

 

Total: 18/37