How stupid are you.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself.
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks .
So far: 2
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[x] You have tried to your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 5
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 6
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.
So far: 7
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 8
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. (It's not my fault that i oftenly forget something. xD)
[ ] You have ran around in your house.
So far: 11
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 11
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. (Not in the ceiling xD)
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. (to show feelings in my comments xD)
Total: 11/37 = 29.7%
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