How Stupid Are You?
How Stupid Are You?
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Actually, I just skipped. Lol.)
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself.
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks .
So far: 4
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[x] You have tried to your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 7
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 7
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.
So far: 7
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 10
[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] You have ran around in your house. (when I was a kiddo. XD)
So far: 13
[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[]Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 15
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
Total: 15/37 = 40%
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