[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door 
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL:  5

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[ ] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL:  9

[ ] you have seen The Matrix

[x] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL:  13

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL:  23

[x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL:  32

Stolen from Qilanove