The more [X]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door 

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

Total: 3

 

[] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[X] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 

[] You just tried to sing them.

Total: 1

 

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[] You have choked on your own spit . 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[X] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[X] You type only with two fingers. 

Point: 2

 

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire (My hair my the soldering iron...)

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 

[] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

Point: 1

 

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

Point: 3

 

[] You have eaten a bug (Yuck)

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[] You have ran around in your house. (That's embarassing!)

Point: 3

 

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[X] You break a lot of things. (Everything!)

[]Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[] You have fallen out of your chair before 

Point: 1

 

[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.

[ X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.  

Point: 2

 

16 OUT OF 37!!!! LOL!!!!  I'M QUITE DUMB...