[ x ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. (Or when it's an electronic that freezes)

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[ x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ x ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[ x ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blond. 

TOTAL:  4

 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to your elbow. 

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 

[ ] You just sang them to make sure. 

[ x ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Pfft.. Don't get me started. But the weird thing is that whenever I tripped on the staircase, I've never fallen before...)

[ x ] You have choked on your own spit. 

TOTAL: 6

 

[ x ] you have seen the matrix

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

[ x ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 9

 

[ x ] You have fallen asleep in class. (My teachers doesn't even care if I fall asleep in class...)

[ x ] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. 

[ x ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[ x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Usually it's my friends that do that.)

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (My voice is usually soft anyway...)

TOTAL: 13

 

[ x ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[ x ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 

[ x ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[ x ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL: 17

 

[ ]You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 

[ x ] You break a lot of things. (Oh don't get me started. Almost everything I touched breaks... /facepalms)

[ x ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[ x ] You have fallen out of your chair before. 

[ x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

[ x ] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[ x ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 

[ x ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (well...Math can it)

TOTAL:  24

 

Take your total, Multiply by 4

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