The more [X]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I didn't see it there!! XD) 

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks (definitely)

Total: 5

 

[X] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[X] You have tried to your elbow (I don't know many who haven't tried that one).

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 

[X] You just tried to sing them (you caught me!).

Total: 10

 

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen (I've even tripped cause I shut my shoes laces in the door). 

[X] You have choked on your own spit (all the time) . 

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (LOL i actually get it)

[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[x] You type only with two fingers.

Point: 13

 

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair 

Point: 15

 

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking (I don't think very often, period XD...)

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about (yep :D)

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (They just don't understand that it IS my inside voice) 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (yeah, it's a habit... Even if I know the answer ill still count on my fingers XD) 

Point: 20

 

[x] You have eaten a bug (Yeah, the ones that seem to think my tongue is a landing pad)

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (Kekekeke)

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (went through most of a school day before with me clothes on wrong)

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand (I plead the fifth)

[ ] You have ran around in your house. 

Point: 24

 

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[X] You break a lot of things. (Except myself, and that is an amazing feat since I fall a lot XD) 

[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before (or missed it when I go to sit down)

Point: 27

 

[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. 

[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. 

 

Total: 27/37