[Quiz] How stupid are you?
The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far: 4
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow
[X] You have tried to your elbow… a few
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 7
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 10
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 13
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Well, sometimes I use my BRAIN)
So far: 15
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[] You have ran around in your house.
So far: 18
[X] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things. (i'm not my sister)
[X] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 22
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. (Of course! It’s my usual line)
TOTAL: 24
TOTAL: 24 /37
Well, that's not so bad. (I think)
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