[Quiz] How stupid are you?

The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door 

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 4

 

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[X] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 

[X] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 7

 

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[X] You have choked on your own spit . 

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[X] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[] You type only with two fingers. 

So far: 10

 

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 13

 

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Well, sometimes I use my BRAIN)

So far: 15

 

[ ] You have eaten a bug

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it 

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand 

[] You have ran around in your house. 

So far: 18

 

[X] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[ ] You break a lot of things. (i'm not my sister)

[X] Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before 

So far: 22

 

[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. 

[X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.  (Of course! It’s my usual line)

TOTAL: 24

 

TOTAL: 24 /37

Well, that's not so bad. (I think)

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