The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 

 

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door 

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 5

 

[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow (Pshh.. I already know that)

[x] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. (This too, my friend told me XDD)

[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 7

 

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit . 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[] You type only with two fingers. 

So far: 9

 

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire 

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 10

 

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Well, sometimes I use my BRAIN)

So far: 12

 

[] You have eaten a bug (Who haven’t right?)

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it 

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand 

[] You have ran around in your house. 

So far: 14

 

[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[] You break a lot of things. ( But I do fix it.. it is count break or not?)

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused 

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 

So far: 17

 

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. (Well, even in the bathroom..XDD)

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.  (Of course! It’s my usual line)

TOTAL: 19

 

TOTAL: 19/37

 

MUWAHAHA! I'm not stupid... or am I?