The idols I do not like... to see stop singing PART 2! 

Welcome to the 2nd part of my list of biases or people I like to call "life ruiners". Let's move on, shall we?

JUNDOOSEOB (oh look, that's me!!)

JunDooSeob (if you don't know) stands for BEAST's Junhyung Doojoon Yoseob

They are the peanut butter and jelly sandwich of my life. The milk to my cereal. The butter to my bread... the Jun to the Doo to the Seob. They are a combination. You cannot ask me to choose one over the other. If you do, I'd rather just jump over a cliff and fall to the bottom of the river. These three pieces of are my life and give meaning to me. Like.. literally.. they are the meaning of my username.

What's awesome is that each one of them is so unique but if you put them together, either in pairs or as jundooseob, you'll have a fun time.

Here's JUNHYUNG. Although he's got so much swag going on... like daaaaaaaamn

He's a princess. Why is he a princess? Let me show you.

On the outside, he looks like a . Like those mean princesses you read about or see on TV. He looks at you with those eyes of his and you're like "WHAT DID I DO NOW?" because he's always judging... always.

And he's so dainty... so neat... checking his nails when he has the time... and pretending he doesn't do it. Who are you fooling, princess?

But when you look inside, he has the most aegyo. He hates aegyo when it's forced. But when he's just casually with his other members and doing something random, he's the cutest munchkin in the world.

Whether he's posting a selca on his twitter

Or he's practically beating and slapping to get their attention

He will become the most adorable singer-songwriter-rapper ever. 

I mean.. LOOK AT HIM! HE CAN'T SLAP ANYONE FOR !!! HE CAN'T BEAT UP ANYONE, HE'D BE GETTING BEAT UP. 

But no one will ever beat him up because of his face. It can be scary. Trust me. He didn't even smile at me when I went to his fansign. That's how much he wants to keep his 'cool' image. And he's such a failure at a lot of things that even his own members don't wanna be paired with him.

But I think that's enough about Princess Junhyung, we need to move on. I'm getting ahead of myself.

Time for the Doo! The DooDoo! THE DOOJOON OF MY LIFE!

He's so f-cking cool. Seriously. This dude can model. 

What makes him special to me? He made me realize that the time when you look your best only starts AFTER middle school. Doojoon during middle school went through a big change.... a huge change... look at predebut Dooj. LOOK!

And now he's all confident and . But confidence comes with DERP-ness

This handsome face needs a girlfriend... or a wife... man, these idols need to get married. I swear.

Well, if he were to get married to a B2uty (either me or someone else. I'm not that attached. I really think he'd marry a B2uty actually).. He'd be the sweetest. He cares about us a lot. He doesn't curse at anyone and he makes sure everyone is taken care of, s and his fans.

This perfect husband-to-be is also a master of disguise. His handsome face hides a hideous stupid dork ... the epitome of DERP.

Stuffing his face when he can because WHO CARES ABOUT DIETS????

Okay, I'll leave you with this last gif of our handsome Doojoon because he needs to be handsome for the last gif. 

LOL NO I'M KIDDING. HE'S STILL A STUPID DORK.

Let me introduce  to you the baby. THe youngest of the three. The only 90-liner out of the 89-ers. And he's the only one in Beast that was not born in 89 but is allowed to call Junhyung and Doojoon "Junhyung-ah" and "Doojoon-ah". There is no "HYUNG" in Yoseob's vocabulary.

HERE IS YANG YOSEOB (feat DerpDoo)

He used to be chubby... and that was one of the reasons why I was so intrigued with him when Beast debuted with "Bad Girl"... He was a blonde puppy when they debuted.....

Now.. instead of chubby and cute.. he's chiseled and cute. LOOK AT THAT JAWLINE OF HIS.

When he started training in boxing.....

He started losing weight and gaining more muscle.... I was like "HOLY MOTHER OF GRAVY HOW .. OMG WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!"

And he has the smallest head in the idol world. It's not even a f-cking joke. I really wish I was kidding... not even my baby boy bias Ilhoon matches up to Yoseob-sunbae (Should I continue this blog with more of my biases? I'm getting tired)

Yoseob may have the cutest face but he's the manliest out of the three. It's surprising, isn't it? Although Yoseob is considered Beast's universal girlfriend, Yoseob is a true man. He also has the most f-cking gorgeous hands ever. (That's also the part he loves about himself)

And when he flirts, HE FLIRTS LIKE A SMOOTH MOFO. I'm gonna tell him "You're cute" so he can say to me

I actually wasn't able to say that when I met him during a fansigning. I ended up saying "you're cute" to Kikwang because I was frozen when I saw Yoseob... and Kikwang was the next member beside Yoseob. LMFAO.

ANYWAYS. I THINK I NEED TO END THIS BLOG BEFORE I EXPLODE. Writing about my biases makes me all happy and excited... and I haven't eaten so I'm exhausted.

I will end this blog post with dancing jundooseob.

PART 2, DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I need to do something with my life)