I'm 100% ASIAN. How about you?
A quiz I found from another blog.
Let me show you how RACIST IT IS.
And if you actually try this quiz, I will question you.
PS: Don't tell me to "get over it" because Asians have been discriminated against for centuries and at a time when 'Racism doesn't exist', how come quizzes like these show up? "It's made for fun" WELL I DON'T SEE HOW "WATCHING A KOREAN DRAMA" MAKES YOU ASIAN. How is this even fun?
[X] Both of your parents are from Asia (simple enough. no comment here)
[X] You were born/raised in Asia (these 2 bolded in green should be the only reason you're Asian... everything else is racist. let's continue)
[] You use the term "Azn" THIS IS RACIST! THIS IS DERROGATORY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED.
[X] You think DDR is cool (...it's a friggin dancing game. It's cool if I think it's cool. What makes this Asian??)
[X] You've watched lots of anime (It's because I'm interested in it!! This doesn't make you Asian. WTF)
[x] You like Korean drama (HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU ASIAN???? You can be white/black/purple and watch Korean dramas.)
[] You have stuff hanging on your phone (...are you serious?)
[] Your parents want you to marry within your own race (Your parents are discriminating against races if this is true, sorry to say.)
[X] You eat rice almost everyday (Because rice is a staple food in most Asian countries........... this is just a fact of Asia, it doesn't make you Asian)
[X] You drink lemon tea (Yeah because tea is so Asian. Not like tea can be found in the UK, right?)
X's so far: ...why should the amount of X's calculate that I'm Asian???????
[X] You style your hair (because I want to look good. Doesn't mean you are a friggin' Asian. Doesn't everyone do this?!)
[] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster (...is this a joke? Who still uses this anyways? And how is this ASIAN?!!!!!!!)
[X] You speak languages other than English (so do people in N/S Africa, N/S America....... wow, do you live under a rock?)
[X] Your parents are strict (BUT THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE ASIAN. PARENTS ARE PARENTS!)
[] Your parents have high expectations of you (wow, so cuz I don't X this I'm not 1% Asian or something? My parents just want me to be happy but I'm Asian..?)
[] You always get A's/B's on your report (...this is the most racist one yet. My race makes me smart! Wow.)
[] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting (EVERYONE LEARNS THIS. What are you trying to prove here?)
[X] You know your multiplication table (unless you didn't pass 3rd grade, I'll understand why it's not X but...WHY IS THIS EVEN AN OPTION HERE?)
[X] You play badminton or table tennis (is this a universal Asian sport? I didn't know. Sorry, I guess being a Filipina doesn't make me Asian.)
[X] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge (don't you just mean "Japanese" version. Does Japan = all of Asia to you?)
X's so far: Again, the amount of X's thaht make you Asian is idiotic
[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship (explain what makes this an Asian thing)
[X] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[X] You're not the only child (Wow, this makes you Asian? 1 child policy in China, Government funded speed-dating in Singapore to increase birth rate, the -2% population growth rate in Japan... much kids, very many, so asian...)
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February (and you won't mention why? Just as long as it's a red envelope? Disrespect of culture right here)
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do (and these are the only Asian martial arts right?.......ugh)
[] (If you're a girl) You prefer Asian guys over white guys (If you're a guy) You prefer Asian girls (scratch the first one.. THIS IS THE MOST RACIST ONE YET. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'D DATE AN INDIAN? AFGHANI? UZBEKISTANI? INDONESIAN? ASIA IS A BIG CONTINENT!! LEARN ABOUT IT!!!!)
[X] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted (...this is not an Asian thing. It's probably a Universal frugal thing..)
[] You can do the rubix cube (this is not an Asian thing, people..)
[] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house (it's not healthy. We don't eat it. I'm less Asian now aren't I? My Filipino blood doesn't count? ok)
[] You play video games (YOU CAN BE NON-ASIAN AND BE A GAMER! DUH!)
X's so far: RACIST QUIZ x 500000!!!
[X] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home (because my parents care for my safety, not because we're Asian)
[X] You have karaoke at home (We have the machine. We don't use it... but this makes me Asian?)
[X] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt (You can be a friggin white person and know these artists... for god's sake)
[] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[X] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house (...it originated from Asia but is used around the world. Can you please stop?)
[X] You own a gaming console (This just proves you're capable of buying stuff.... not an Asian thing)
[X] You play a musical instrument (SO ASIAN, MUCH TALENT, NO OTHER WAY THIS CANNOT BE ASIAN!)
[] You don't wear shoes in your house
[X] You can use chopsticks (NOT ALL ASIAN COUNTRIES USE CHOPSTICKS, DIP. WE USE OUR HANDS HERE SOMETIMES. I'M STILL ASIAN!)
[] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't (...this is a school related problem, NOT ASIAN.)
X's so far: please stop being racist and using certain aspects of Asian culture for YOUR BENEFIT
[X] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day (because school. DUH)
[X] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod (This proves nothing. I just happen to prefer songs from Asia. Does that mean liking American pop music makes me American? WOW!)
[X] You don't like football (Football is a big craze here in my country. How is this even....)
[] You have a curfew (because I'm older... not because I'm Asian)
[X] You know what ulzzang/tb means (I didn't know the meaning until I saw it online. It doesn't make me less Asian if I don't know it.)
[X] You know what purikura is (I didn't know this 2 years ago. Now I do. I AM STILL ASIAN 2 YEARS AGO, 20 YEARS AGO AND NOW!!!!! DHjksahdjka)
[X] You like bubble tea (THIS IS NOT AN ASIAN THING. IT'S JUST PERSONAL TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
[X] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it until it fits (this is a universal parental thing. Not Asian. OMG)
[X] You've played final fantasy (...Yes I have played. No, this doesn't make you more Asian than me if you played all FFs)
[] You believe in fortune cookies (THIS DIDN'T ORIGINATE FROM CHINA. OMG. SHOCKING, ISN'T IT?! FORTUNE COOKIES IS AN AMERICAN INVENTION, A WAY THEY APPROPRIATED CHINESE CULTURE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS CHINESE)
X's so far: racistracistRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist
[] You know what pak choy is (No I don't and I'm still Asian)
[] You've heard the song "Got rice?" (No, I haven't and I'm still Asian)
[] You have a tutor (I AM THE TUTOR AND I AM STILL ASIAN)
[X] You've had pockys/yan yan before (I AM ASIAN WHETHER OR NOT I'VE EATEN POCKY/YANYAN)
[X] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" (its both ways actually) (THIS IS A WEIRD PARENTS THING, NOT ASIAN THING)
X's so far: RACIST
Times the number by 2
RACISTRACIST
Then repost with title "I'm __% Asian".
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CONGRATULATIONS,YOU FINISHED A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS AND RACIST QUIZ
That tells you "these are the things I assume about Asia. Oh, For me, Asia is only China, Japan and Korea. All other countries are like... Pacific Island countries and Middle East. That's not true Asia. And certain aspects of culture that's common in a lot of regions is totally just from Asia, you know?I AM SO AZN!!!"
Whoever made this quiz. Please learn more about Asia.
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