FML.

I feel like updating my crack fics but once the 'Add new chapter' page pops out of my screen I feel like...

Dying.

I've no stamina to continue writing.

Authors out there who update regularly, I've always admire you. Like,  ALWAYS.

You know what I mean?

FML.

Lol, don't.

P.S. NEVER drink coke from a can, especially if you are at a friend's house, playing Mario Super Kart on Wii and laughing.

Apparently, I was sipping coke while playing Wii remote with my knees and toes. So I pretty much messed the game up.

And there goes friend 1, she pushed me over, making my baby Mario fall off the track (again) and I almost fell off the sofa.

And in that process, I choked on my coke.

OMG friend 1 was laughing at me like crazy, (the game had ended, and I was 12th in place) and then friend 2 started ing/ dirty dancing at the television, singing,"Oh yeah. Oh yeah, fack mai pussi Chanz Yeooooooool~" I choked on my cola harder and then friend 2 began humping in friend 1 and moi face.

And then Coke came out of my nose.

Like, eww.

I almost DIED there!

Seriously...

I don't think I would ever drink coke with friend 2 again. Eww...

And I know you don't care what I'm saying now.

Because I do not care too. Lol.

So there, coke-rs!