When Your Friend Has a Crush

Lately, I’ve been stuck between my three friends that are seriously HEAD OVER HEELS with some dudes out there. Maybe I’m going to start with my ‘the doubting’ friend who obviously has a crush but kept on denying it.

The Doubting

Yeah, she’s pretty, and all those popular assets that a cliché girl has. So, she seriously doubts about her boyfriend who dumped her. Like, she would ask me if what does her ex means when he looked at her, and all those stuffs. Yes, she’s my friend, but. . . I’m hopeless romantic, so I can’t even help her with all those lovey-dovey stuffs. When you have a friend like this, suggest her to visit WikiHow on how to get over break-ups.

The second kind of friend is ‘The in denial’

She obviously has a crush, but kept denying it. For example:

“Oh, look! He looked at you, OMG this means he likes you back!” – You

“Stop that, I don’t like him and does he.” –your ‘in denial’ friend.

That . She (your friend) is stating the obvious. Sometimes you catch her smiling differently (when I say differently, it means in a romantic way) at that particular guy, she will tear off the sight and pretend as if she has done nothing. , I know. I can relate my friend to this; she seriously or obviously has three guys ‘head over heels’ at her! And she was just like, “Oh come on, they’re just being friendly.” Or “C’mon! He’s like that to all of the girls!” –which is an obvious lie!

When your friend is like this, advice her to visit WikiHow on how to know if you like someone. That helps, a lot. And, one more thing! If she’s like, the doubting + the in denial =

THE HEAD OVER HEELS

Whenever my friend squeals JUST because her crush looked at her, I honestly wanted to pull her eyeballs away from its socket. Well, what’d you think with a guy giving you a glance? Of course, he sees you! Don’t give any meaning to that, that’s clumsy and absurd.

There are some scenarios that are proof that your friend is The Doubting + the In Denial:

She’s on the way to some certain place and then she sees her crush, and then she instantly dropped her glaze and walked away.

That’s the in denial state of your friend . . . after a little time you actually confronts her like this:

“Your crush smirked at you!” –you (insert some squealing in here)

“Oh stop it, *your name* I don’t have a crush! You silly brat.” –her  (insert some undeniably nervous, stuttering voice in here.)

After staring at her incredulously, she raises an eyebrow and telling you you’re crazy.

(Then her crush passed by the corridor, and sees her. Eye-to eye.)

“OMG, he looked at me!” –her

Hah, then who’s the in denial state here? And to add, who’s crazy?

Let’s move on to the state where she becomes The Doubting. So, this scenario is after a day or so.

“*Your name*, I don’t like him anymore. I think he doesn’t like me back.” –her

After an hour. . .

“I think he likes me! He smiled at me a while ago!” –her, again. (Squealing on the top of her lungs.)

This is a rant, too bad I haven’t told the whole, yet.

ONE TIP: If anyone on your friends list is like this, go get a life! Move on.