Nephew: Tita (Aunt), how are you and your boyfriend?”
Me: I didn’t tell you? We broke up 3 months ago.
Nephew: Really?
Me: Yeah
Nephew: ≧◉◡◉≦
Me: Why do you look happy?
Nephew: Now you have more time!
Me: Time for what? For you?
Nephew: *NODS*
Nephew: And time for eating!
Me: HIGH FIVE ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)ノ

MY NEPHEW IS THE CUTEST AND MOST AWESOME. Just like me. Duhurrrrr