My 11 Secksy Questions you had it coming waifeu.

1. On a scale of peanutbutter69 to NaCl, how secksy am I?

2. What kind of shampoo do you use? And you can't say Head N Shoulders or "which ever is in there" b/c that's bologna bawls.

• bby I really don't know, it's this one my sister got for me that smells really good

3. What kind of shampoo does your brother use? He never answered me.

• I think it's V05 or some other cheap thing

4. Can you describe our ghei lub w/ 3 songs? I'll accept one.

• I think this will do

5. What's the most recent food you ate that reminded you of me?

• a snickers because it's brown sweet like you bby

6. If you had to give up one of these up for me, height, eyes, or brain, which would it be?

• bby you know it would be my height, I don't want it anyway

7. Jessica has a sketch book, and in that sketch book there are snacks surrounded by XNA and DNA shiz, how secksy am I after you have witnessed that?

• *cringes* Jessica with a sketchbook bby u kno ur hawt

8. If I turned to peanut butter, would you eat me?

• I couldn't I'd cry because that would kill you

9. If I turned to a churro, would you eat me? I know I'd eat me. Running out of ideas *sweats.

• I might, churros are really freaking good

10. Where do you want our secksmoon honeymoon to be bbycakes?

• bby we should either go to Portugal or the Philippines.....but just not Canada because you know....

11. Don't you think it'd be an amazing idea if we did our RavingRoachRadio during Thanksgiving break if we both have time? shamelessly advertising radio.

• so it's not just me? you miss radio too? I have had really bad radio feels lately, I miss it bby we should radio if we can

Mai Questions, para mi esposa:

1. (imma make u werq) What's the length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle with an angle of 36 degrees and an adjacent side length of 17 meters?
2. I'm trying to do this without being too gay hold on now.....fine do you like pie?
3. Now the real question: If I told you you were like Flourine, Iodine, and Neon how would you feel?
4. when I talk science to you do you think it's secksy?
5. how secksy?
6. is it 3secksy?
7. would you really ever run off with a mistress?
8. bby wut do you do with a dead chemist?
9. what did the valence electron say to the D orbital electron?
10. can you see our chemistry rn bby?

I tag my wife

and no one else

because I love my wife

and no one else