how to be a heartbreaker - marina and the diamonds.

basically describes all the relationships I had last year. which was way too much for my liking.

LOL kidding, even though I been in like tons of relationships to be known as a player, they usually ended on good terms or mutual disagreement.

NOTE: I'm not really a player.

anyways. I just want to say, I need to stop reading news on allkpop.

CAUSE THERE WAS A SCANDAL ON KRIS.

and like. I swear I saw it and cried.

i was like. no no no no no no no this world, I hate being Chinese some more now.

but thank jesus for the stalker fans who stalked kris and his tattoo and armpit hurr.

like honestly, I never think I'll be able to handle this crap.

You know what happened when things rose about myungsoo and some chick? 

i like. died. honestly I don't even know if it's forreal. 

what if ljoe gets in a scandal huh? do you think my life will continue? it won't because ljoe is my air. every waking moment it's ljoe.

orchunjoeififeellikeiwantsomefanficyounahimean?

OMF WHAT IF XIUMIN GETS INTO A RELATIONSHIP?

WHUT IF KRIS GETS INTO ONE? lolnah#giantshipper

im not even gonna add sehun cause we all know he has luhan.

; ; my little lhoe best not get into a relationship.

hecantanywaysbecausehiswifeychunjiwilldivorcehim.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPS CHUNJOE? THEYRE BEAUTIFUL.

UH. I HOPE BYUNGCHANNIE WILL BE BORN IN SOME WAY.