Dont read if you have no sense of humor or cant take a joke :D! (abit racist so... Yea~)

 

There were 3 men on a ship, a American man, a Korean man and a Phillipino man.

 

They were leaning at the edge of the railing on the ship and the American man was talking to someone on the phone when suddenly, he accidentily let go of it.

The phone flew out of of his hand and got swallowed up by the ocean. (Poor phone, it was a iphone 4s TT TT)

The Korean man and the Phillipino man gasped and went over to him, trying to comfort him.

But to their surprise the American man was not sad. He just laughed it off and said,

 

"Its ok! There are many phones in America!"
 

Then he whipped out his blackberry and continued leaning on the railing.

The Korean man, not wanting to lose out, reached into his suitcase and took out his shiny, white laptop.

 

Then he threw it into the ocean.

 

The American man and the Phillipino man looked at him bewilderdly. But he just shrugged and said,

 

"There are many computers in Korea!"

 

The American man smiled knowingly and the Korean man and him started making small talk.

The Phillipino man felt very sad, he had nothing to brag about.

But suddenly, he got a brilliant idea.

He walked over to the Korean man, lifted him up

and threw him into the ocean.

 

"WHAT THE HECK?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT??"

 

The American man screamed in panic.

But the Phillipino man simply laughed and said,

 

"Its ok! We have many Koreans in Phillipines!"

......

 

Omo. Poor Korean dudexD