so gaiz

hai durr

wassawp

lol

so 

uh

here's something that i wanted to talk about for a long long long long time

AND

WARNING: MY CLASS IS THE DERPIEST, MOST MUSICAL, FUNNIEST, AND MOST AMUSING CLASS. EVER. AND MIND YOU, I'M ONLY IN SEVENTH GRADE. 

So

I've been friends with this dude ever since first grade when this school opened

I've been one of his best lady friends ever since

So like

In Science, he just popped out of nowhere, kay?

And then

Like he told me that he wants to an Asian woman (and I'm his ideal type but he doesn't like me so it okei) when he grows up that way his family can be smart AND diverse (idk wat logic that is)

So

He just comes up to me 

And leans on my desk

And points to his cheek

And says

"Caitlyn~ Give me a kiss~!"

Now, I have a reputation for being the weirdest nerd out there because I am like the most bipolar person ever. 

But I'm extremely playful and mischievious

And I don't like the dude

So 

This is what I do:

I smirk with a raised eyebrow. "You want a kiss?"

"Just give me a kiss for once~ Just on the cheek~"

"Lol okei"

THEN

THAT'S WHEN I SMACK HIS CHEEK

AND SCREAM THIS IN HIS FACE, 

"I GAVE YOU A HAND KISS !"

He's all hurt, so he turns to my crush, who sits next to me, and is like: "Hey, Steven."

"Whatchu want, bro?"

"Give me a kiss~!"

That's when my crush winks at me and does the SAME THING I DID. 

"YOU JUST GOT KISSED BY MY HAND, LITTLE AH~!!!!!!!!!!"

...

This

This

This is just one of the scenarios I have to put up with. 

Almost. 

Every.

Single.

ing. 

Day. 

And needless to say...

I enjoy it

So like

If you have any shtuff, just comment or PM, kei?

Another confession is on its way~!!