Weird things kind of happened during English class again.

We were reading Hamlet and suddenly we got so off track...

 

Teacher: So... pretty much what's happening now is like what happen in the "Game of Thrones". Anybody watch that show?

Boy 2: I do!

Girl 4: Well, why do you watch that show? That show is for nerds anyway.

Teacher: Umm... EXCUSE ME?! I can tell you that the "Game of Thrones" is anything BUT nerdy. In fact it is the exact opposite of nerdy thank you very much.

Me: Ummm.... what's in the "Game of Thrones" exactly?

Teacher: Well _____, you don't watch Breaking Bad, you don't watch King of the Hill, you don't watch ESPN, you don't watch Family, South Park, Simpsons, Big Bang Theory and etc. We can safely assume that you don't know and I will ALWAYS answer with this. Watch it yourself. And judging by how far into the season its in, you have A LOT of episodes to watch then.

Girl 4: Well, what's the point ginger?

Teacher: How many times must I tell you woman?! I'm not ginger! You are!

Girl 4: You are. Your genes don't express it though but your nationality and your relatives say that you're a ginger.

Teacher: Okay, I have had enough of this girl.....

Teacher walks over to grab her phone.

Girl 4: Hey! What are you doing with my phone?!

Teacher: Nothing.... Hey! Girl 2, SMILE! :D

Girl 2: Wait..... what?

Teacher spams Take picture button on iPhone.

Girl 2: Teacher! Stop it... I look ugly right now.

Teacher: Well, I would take more pictures but sadly you're out of memory on here Girl 4.

Girl 4: WHAT?! How many pictures did you take?!

Teacher: IDK. I just pressed the button as many times as I could until it said stop.

Girl 4 takes back her phone and looks on photo album.

Girl 4: My god.... YOU TOOK 58 PICTURES OF HER HERE!!!! NO WONDER THE MEMORY'S ALL GONE!!!!

Teacher: Well, that's your problem for having so many pictures of yourself there. That' also the advantage of not requiring a passcode to take pictures on there. Hehe

Me: Sir?

Teacher: Yes?

Me: You ever wonder why you said we never get anything done in class? This is why......

Teacher: Okay. Sorry~ Let's get back to reading.

 

I am not even surprised anymore.