My teacher has a tendency to whack his students' heads with papers.

He also insults other people's fashion.

This is what happened in class.

Teacher: All right! Get your books out for an annotation check!

*All of us gets books out*

Teacher: Girl 1! You didn't annotate?

Girl 1: Sorry! I forgot. I read it though. Hehe.

Teacher: Alright then. *grabs his newspaper and whack her in the head*

Girl 1: Owww.....

Me: Oh come on! You're over-exaggerating! You were hit by paper!

Teacher: Exactly! Okay then, EVERYBODY! REMEMBER TO ANNOTATE SO YOU CAN USE THEM IN THE FUTURE!

Girl 2: You shouldn't do that.....

Teacher: Wait, you forgot to do your annotations as well. *smacks her head with newspaper*

Girl 2: Ow! This is child abuse!

Teacher: Oh please..... not this again. I deal with your brother already. You're just like him. By the way, you look like a hipster with that gray beanie on.

*all of us laugh*

Me: You sure do! Hahahahaha.

Girl 3: Look! He's dying of laughter.

Girl 2: Hey! You wear a beanie as well!

Me: Well I also wear a hat over it. And without it, I still don't look like a hipster. Unlike you. LOL

Girl 2: *gasps*

Teacher: Oooooh, you just got sassed.

Girl 2: I......I.....

Teacher: Oh, Girl 2, you may want to go to New York. You should probably give that beanie back from the homeless guy you stole that from. He's probably freezing now.

Girl 2: *speechless*

Me: Hahahahahahahaha

Rest of the class: Hahahahahaha

Teacher: Okay class! Let's get back to reading!

Again, my English class never ceases to entertain me.