So uh I watched Safe Haven the other day and it was an AWFUL movie. There were just so many things wrong with it and so I shall rant here.  *may or may not contain spoilers so read at your own risk*

1.)  They fell in love way too fast. This is one of the easiest mistakes in romance that distinguishes pros between recreational writers. I mean I make that mistake, but I'm not considered one of the bet romance novelists like Nicholas Sparks is. 

2.) Why the did she but that cup in the beginning. (Those who have seen it know what I'm talking about) It had nothing to do with the plot except for a stupid way for them to meet. She didn't even use the cup like what the hell. 

3.) She was so naive to the moves that the dude was making on her. Like for real she was married before I feel like she should know if someone was flirting with her. 

4.) Again, the whole too quick thing. After one date they like completely fall in love its stupid. 

5.) when broturkey finds her wanted poster, he doesn't even give her a chance to explain. 

6.) A few minutes after brocelot blew up at her, he completely forgives her and doesn't even care what the reason is like what?

7.) the little broski is obnoxious. At the end, his lines portray that he's evolved as a character into accepting the broette. Yet his acting is so off because he still just looks like a bitter kid. 

8.) When you find out broette's friend isn't real it's a fantastic plot twist but really dumb. Like how did no one notice broette talking to nothing? Is broette a skitzo?

Ugh! The worst thing was that it was the kind of awful movie that you just have to keep watching. Like I couldn't stop because it was still interesting. And yeah I couldn't remember any character names hence variations of the word bro.