Happy birthday Jess! Oh god you're 21 years old how does that feel? ;; I kind of want to be that age like right now so that I can drink a lot puahahah. OTL Seriously. I hope you have a great time because damn, you deserve it! ;u; You seem so stressed yet you still bother to talk with me all the time even though you should probably be SLEEPING and I seriously do want you to try to rest more because bad stuff happens when you don't sleep. ;; And I hope your life is doing great and university is lovely and people are lovely and everything is lovely even though it's probably not but I still want it to at least on your birthday! Because birthdays matter even when you age and stuff, even if people think it isn't a big deal. ;; Like it's a day for yourself and people need that. 

 

I'm so happy to be your friend and I wish I started talking to you sooner (Darn my inability to comment on things). You're such a great person and this whole virtual marriage thing makes me giggle and it just lifts my mood a lot when you talk to me because you do have humor no matter what you say. ;; And you're so thoughtful and you comment nice things for me and listen to me complain about stupid things that you don't even care about. Like I vent to you and stuff and I feel bad because who wants to listen to that? I don't get how you bear with it and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't and just kept silent while you rolled your eyes at me because I really shouldn't know what stress is, right? ;;

 

Your stories are so amazing they just make me smile and I never joke about how I practically squeal or have the stupidest grin on my face when you update. The struggle to control myself is real, LOL. Then it's the end of the day and I'm so done with life and everything, but then I get to relax and just read something I love and seriously it's nice. Your writing is so nice and your style just makes me so jealous like how do write that nice? I'm seriously so jealous I think I said that more than once but I am jealous and I want to be able to write like you. You know if you say it's all poopy and stuff I'm going to bother you about how good it is because it is and I'd love to tell you honest things about it. And I love how you never seem to stop writing because I want that kind of spirit to do anything, and you make me feel so lazy in comparison. ;; 

 

You're seriously too sweet for words and it's unreal. I'm honestly a crap waifu in the end. (Am I redeeming myself with this?) I could write forever and ever. Well maybe not, I'm actually terrible with putting emotions to words and I'm so shocked that I wrote this much omg. I couldn't fit this in a wallpost either this exceeds 1k words. ;; But I digress. I think that you'll seriously give me diabetes from the sweetness. Or some other heart condition. Man, please don't meet Himchan or else he'll like drop dead from your sweetness and I don't want that. Also he'll take you away from me and I am not down with that. I'm like three quarters-kidding when it comes to my threat of stabbing someone with a fork if they canoodle with you. Hahahaha I'm okay. 

 

TL;DR: hi hbd ilysm ty bye

 

I probably seem weird right? I just wrote like an essay kind of! (With a lot of repetition but I'll say that it's from emphasis and not my lacking vocabulary.) Now I need to go work on stuff. I got a stack of work to do. ;; Happy birthday! Make sure to read this when you get around to it. Or sleep. Sleep is always a good option. 

 

And to my other friends (+1 irl friend who won't say anything I bet) who just stared at this mess and thought that I was insane...

Have some acrobatic Zelo. (Not gonna lie I was staring at it for awhile and rewinded it when I was watching the vid ahahaha I'm obsessed with him)

I bet Yongguk rewinded this too to stare at his legs in those jeans. Lucky Yongguk.

 

HHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA I CAUGHT MYSELF STARING AT THIS FOR ANOTHER TWO MINUTES AGAIN