So in my art class, my classmate was trying to be gangster.

Classmate: Hey, you're fat.

Me: Hey, that's mean.

Classmate: No, I meant you're dope.

Me: I don't use dope.

Classmate: Well, you're a bink.

Me: I do not use a binky.

Classmate: No, not a binky, you're swag.

Me: What the hell is that...

Classmate: You must really care about what you wear.

Me: My mom chooses all my clothes. I just wear polo and slacks every single day.

Classmate: ........Still. You're swag.

Me: What's swag?

Classmate: Well it's-- Oh look it's time to go. Bye.

Me: Bye.

What is with these children nowadays....