English Class.....Again

My god, there's so much to talk about.

I'll just narrow it down to 2 things.

Multiply that by 5.

And you'll get a total of 10 awkward events in class.

God, I wonder if it's going to be like this every class.

Okay, I'll start with weird event #1

 

So, after our quiz my classmates were busy talking with my teacher.

 

Girl 3: Teacher, can I change my grades?

Teacher: Why?

Girl 3: My grade is lower than I wanted them to be....

Teacher: Well what is your grade?

Girl 3: ........an A-.

Teacher: Are you kidding me?

Girl 3: No

Teacher: You have an A in the class. That's enough. Boy 2 over here would kill to get an A- in the class.

Boy 2: Wait, what about me?

Teacher: Ohh.... now look at what you've done. He's plotting now thanks to you.

Girl 3: Wait, what?!

Girl 2: Okay, I am confused.

Girl 1: Just be grateful with your grades as they are right now....

Girl 4: I'm hungry.

Teacher: You're eating Cheerios right now though.

Girl 4: Yeah.

Teacher: Don't come near me. Cheerio breath is stinky.

Girl 4: How? It's just cereal. Just like Lucky Charms and blahblahblahblahbl--

(clock hits 2:05)

Me: OKAY! IT'S TIME! LET'S GET TO WORK!

Girl 5: *jumps from seat* Jesus!

*Girls laugh at Girl 5's reaction.*

Teacher: Okay, let's get started.

 

 

Weird Event #2

Into the lecture, my teacher then asked

Teacher: So, have you ever had that moment in life where you fantasized irrationally about a career in your life?

Me: Ummm.... sir? (I've always wanted to be a doctor since birth. Wouldn't call that "irrational.")

Teacher: Okay, learn this. Whenever we talk about these things, when I mean everyone, I mean everyone but YOU. You just.... don't think like the others. You're special.

Girl 2: Yeah! You're special! :D 

Me: You, hush. Silence. Teacher, let's get back to the subject.

Girl 2: (drops her jaw)

Girl 3: Ooh, the sass master just got sassed.

Teacher: Yes she did. Now let's get back to the subject.

Girl 2: Well, I don't really care. *looks away*

Me: *mouths SHUT UP*

Girl 1: Oh my.... did you see what he just mouthed?

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: He said shut up...

Girl 2: (drops jaw....again,)

Me: *sighs and lowers head. Rubs temples* Why am I with these people?!

Teacher: _____, they're your family. You're stuck with them for 8 more months. Hahaha. Okay let's get back to work.

 

The rest of the day was filled with very odd moments.

Okay bye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Miss_Ineo
#1
An A- in English is heart crushing
wonglifeforever
#2
HAHAHAHA YOUR ENGLISH CLASS

NO OFFENCE THOSE GIRLS SOUND SO STUPID!
haha your english classes are quite entertaining