English Class.....Again
My god, there's so much to talk about.
I'll just narrow it down to 2 things.
Multiply that by 5.
And you'll get a total of 10 awkward events in class.
God, I wonder if it's going to be like this every class.
Okay, I'll start with weird event #1
So, after our quiz my classmates were busy talking with my teacher.
Girl 3: Teacher, can I change my grades?
Teacher: Why?
Girl 3: My grade is lower than I wanted them to be....
Teacher: Well what is your grade?
Girl 3: ........an A-.
Teacher: Are you kidding me?
Girl 3: No
Teacher: You have an A in the class. That's enough. Boy 2 over here would kill to get an A- in the class.
Boy 2: Wait, what about me?
Teacher: Ohh.... now look at what you've done. He's plotting now thanks to you.
Girl 3: Wait, what?!
Girl 2: Okay, I am confused.
Girl 1: Just be grateful with your grades as they are right now....
Girl 4: I'm hungry.
Teacher: You're eating Cheerios right now though.
Girl 4: Yeah.
Teacher: Don't come near me. Cheerio breath is stinky.
Girl 4: How? It's just cereal. Just like Lucky Charms and blahblahblahblahbl--
(clock hits 2:05)
Me: OKAY! IT'S TIME! LET'S GET TO WORK!
Girl 5: *jumps from seat* Jesus!
*Girls laugh at Girl 5's reaction.*
Teacher: Okay, let's get started.
Weird Event #2
Into the lecture, my teacher then asked
Teacher: So, have you ever had that moment in life where you fantasized irrationally about a career in your life?
Me: Ummm.... sir? (I've always wanted to be a doctor since birth. Wouldn't call that "irrational.")
Teacher: Okay, learn this. Whenever we talk about these things, when I mean everyone, I mean everyone but YOU. You just.... don't think like the others. You're special.
Girl 2: Yeah! You're special! :D
Me: You, hush. Silence. Teacher, let's get back to the subject.
Girl 2: (drops her jaw)
Girl 3: Ooh, the sass master just got sassed.
Teacher: Yes she did. Now let's get back to the subject.
Girl 2: Well, I don't really care. *looks away*
Me: *mouths SHUT UP*
Girl 1: Oh my.... did you see what he just mouthed?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: He said shut up...
Girl 2: (drops jaw....again,)
Me: *sighs and lowers head. Rubs temples* Why am I with these people?!
Teacher: _____, they're your family. You're stuck with them for 8 more months. Hahaha. Okay let's get back to work.
The rest of the day was filled with very odd moments.
Okay bye.
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