Bananas!! My teacher wanted us to write a paragraph together as a class. So first it began like this:

Teacher: "Let's write a paragraph! What's our topic? What should we write about?"

Us(Class): "......"

Random Student: "Bananas!"

Everyone: o.O 

Teacher: "....What do we write about bananas?"

Another Random Student: "Who bends them?"

Everyone: OMG LOL WTF ROFL

However, we did not write about who bends them. This was the outcome though:

    Bananas are a yello fruit that provides nutrients. More than that, they have a variety of uses. Their comedic applications are almost limitless. People slip on bananas. People get hit in the face with cream pies. Cartoon characters are frequently disappointed by opening an empty banana peel, and others end up with bananas hanging out of their mouths or ears. Bananas are just a funny fruit. They can be used to make moonshine liquor or compost, and hippies used to dry and smoke the peels. Some people even eat them. With a little creativity, the banana can be used in it entirety. It has the virtue of being readily available, and there is almost no end to what can be done with this crooked, yellow fruit. 

Disappointing yes, but oh well. 

But seriously.

Who bends the bananas?