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This is a blog entry for the contest 1 Klick 10 Stories 100 Thoughts and 1000 Karma points TO WIN by  v_JayB that is about talking about your most embarassing experience. I mean, I've had TONS, LOADS of embarassing moments but to me, this one takes the cake so far XD

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As earth shattering, unreal and down right shocking as it sounds, I've had a boyfriend before. And he was over my house.

 

The both of us were together for almost a year and my strict mom had finally had the tendacy to let the evilness in her soul go away for a day and say yes to him coming over. Everything was so complicated when it came to boys and my mom, because she always considered them subjects. Subjects like little rats in a science experiment. For example, she would push their buttons and make them blush by saying things like, "So you are a right?" and, "You know that my daughter isn't allowed to date, but I only invited you over so I could finally see what you were workin' with." and that would make me want to lunge myself across the room and start choking her.

 

But honestly, not many of my exes have came over. Only one and my current one now, and I know as my ex probably thinks about his past relationship with me he's like: Damn what the hell was Ashleigh's mom's problem? Ugh, I dread imagining the thought of my ex thinking that.

 

So I had everything set up for the day. I had snacks, movies (particulary horror so we could cuddle), and blankets. My outfit was perfect for the small so called 'date' and my hair was finally decent for the time being. As I waited for him to make his way over my house, my mom was upstairs doing her hair and looking at her outfit in the mirror. I stop and stare at her, kind of excited that maybe she was leaving the house for a little when he came over.

 

So I say, "Where are you going?"

 

"What do you mean 'where am I going'? I'm staying here!"

 

"Why are you getting dressed like you're about to go somewhere?"

 

"I'm getting ready when that little boy comes over here! I can't look like can I?" I don't say anything, but I guess my face told everything. "Uh, I know you didn't think I was going somewhere and leaving you two alone! You can get that little thought out of your head now!"

 

"I wasn't thinking that!" Obviously I was. "I just didn't know!"

 

And I got the usual sassy black mother response. "Mmmhmmm."

 

So speeding up things a little, my boyfriend (we'll call him Terrence for now) had finally texted me and said he was outside and I had literally ran down the steps to answer the door. Smiling ear to ear and giving Terrence a kiss, I welcomed him inside and he sat down on the couch cooly. He was the funny and wild type of guy, but he always knew how to act quiet and respectful, and he knew exactly how my mother was so he was mentally and physically prepared.

 

I noticed how my mom had not came downstairs yet, probably still doing her hair and getting ready. So I sat super close to him and we both talked and began watching a comedy movie (Friday). But then that movie had to come out with the quickness because my boyfriend started reciting every single ing line in the movie. He always liked to annoy me and make me laugh at the same time. So then I had put the horror movie Insidious in and we cuddled up under the covers and ate some popcorn.

 

It was a good hour or so while he was here and we were both enjoying the movie halfway in. Everything was quiet and serious and I was a coward, ducking my head down into my boyfriend as he watched. Then suddenly as I thought things could get even better, things got bad.

 

"ASHLEIGH! ASHLEIGH ASHLEIGH ASSSHHHAAAALEEEEEE!!"

 

Turning around, I noticed it was my 10 year old nephew (well let's call him Lee just because :p) Lee was standing behind us looking up at the tv. My whole lovey dovey behavior changed to an angry demon from the night. My eyes switched from Lee to Terrence. Lee, Terrence. Terrence, Lee. "Lee, what are you doing here?" I say.

 

"Hmm why are you guys under the covers it's like 90 degrees outside. Ya'll aren't being nasty in here are ya'll?"

 

"LEE! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

 

"Your mom invited me over. Granny said I could come over any time I wanted."

 

"Well can you go upstairs? She's upstairs if you're looking for-"

 

"WHOA IS THAT INSIDIOUS I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS YET!"

 

He literally runs and jumps on the couch right next to me, staying there. Even though our couch was super long and could fit about 10 people on it, he sits right next to me -______- I look at Terrence and mouth the words, "I'm sorry" and he shakes his head, saying it wasn't a big deal.

 

But to me it was.

 

"Hey Ashleigh, what's that guy gonna do?"

"Why is he going through the door isn't he gonna die?"

"Why didn't he die?"

"Hey Terrence have you seen this movie before?"

"How old are you Terrence?"

"You DRIVE?!"

"Hey Ashleigh why isn't the guy dead yet?"

"Gross, this popcorn taste stale."

 

"LEE!" I yell.

 

"What?"

 

"STOP ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS."

 

I know I probably sounded like a , but I was truly getting embarassed over all of this. Terrence was sitting here with a pokerface .___. looking at the screen. Lee kept complaining about the ing stale popcorn and just when this were bad, it got even WORSE.

 

"HEY GURL YOU CAME JUST IN TIME!" I hear my mom yell in the other room, and I hear the front door open. Turning around, my mom invited her friend over and the two are the loudest women on the planet because her friend is like:

 

"OOOHHH WHY YA'LL WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE? I HATE SCARY MOVIES."

 

"GURL ASHLEIGH AND HER LITTLE FRIEND ARE WATCHING IT GURL." My momma must've planned this when she said that.

 

I whimper and I want to slap everyone in the room because things were so ruined. I was ed. My boyfriend and I didn't have the nice alone time like we wanted. It was invaded by some 'loud people'. His face had been a pokerface all day until right when he left. I had kissed him goodbye and apologized for all the mess and how our date was ruined. It looked like he was disapointed himself but I don't know.

Looking back at everything, I knew this was planned (;¬_¬) It had to be.