MOTHERF***** COCKROACH

I'm just typing away, minding my own damn business and replying to some comments when out comes from the back.

 

A ing FLYING Cockroach. and my Filipino came out man. I called it's mother a and I went balistic.

 

Moaths, Snakes, Rats, Spiders - I can deal.

Show me a cockroach and my will suddenly disappear.

 

And it was a FLYING one. OH MAAA GOD and my family is making fun of me and they know I hate Cockroaches but they won't kill it because they're just as scared... bunch of .

 

Putang Ina, hindi ko kaya. Hate na Hate ko tlaga ang mga ipis!!! DIE!

 

Right now I'm shuddering and covered with goosebumps because killing a cockroach is like a battle for me.

 

 

I AM DONE. I AM DONE.

 

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Chrysanthemumx #1
HAHAHAHAHAHHA.
I am so sorry for laughing but hey, I'm laughing cause I can relate 100%
Kill it if it makes you suffer.

One night I was laying in bed listening to songs on my iPad, where suddenly my eyes land on my hands and next to it is what ? A FLYING IN COCKROACH.
I flipped everything and next thing I see is its flying and doing whatever on the screen. I am not really sure if I have killed it but it annoyed me to the point I had to make a blogpost too lol.

And then one say there was a baby lizard in one of the drawers, I mean, where the hell do these come from ? There was no one home. So I had to be the strong one. I killed it and its tail was alive cause you know they grow out to a new lizard but whatever I snapped it into pieces with a random stick. I had no mercy that day cause I was so scared to death I couldn't even scream, I did but it was silent, no sound at all.

Bottom Line : I hate insects.
gnagna_onni #2
ahahahahaha
i'm laughing but it's not funny at all
one huge cockroach entere out bathroom few days ago and my sister screamed like she was being killed...instead of helping i stood up and then went on my own chair... lol can you imagine her screaming in the bathroom and me in the kitchen while that er run on the floor

i bet they put them in hell too...ç_ç
-radioactive #3
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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me too dw bro
lol im kidding i only go ape on butterflies and moths.

i don't speak filo but i actually understood that line.
nihaoxing #4
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA XD YOU LOSEEEEER!
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