I'm crying because

ahh my life FML

TORI'S GETTING VIP TICKETS UGH LUCKY

I'M GETTING FATTER UGH NEED TO LAY OFF THE ICE CREAM

there are baby gophers in my backyard AND ZOMG SO ADOOORRRBS

AVI KAPLAN IS KILLIN LE FEELS

IT'S SO FCKN RIDICULOUS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

HOW DOES HE DO IT xD SOUNDS LIKE AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH