Kpop fan and non kpop fan..
Me: Babe, you know 'Mama'?
Friend: Mama? Of course I do!
Me: REALLY?! *Gasps* OMFG. DO YOU LOVE THEM?!
Friend: Of course I do!
Me: But I thought you didn't like Kpop!
Friend: I don't! Do I have to like Kpop to like Mama? Are you insane?
Me: OMFG! *Hugs* Aren't they hot?!
Friend: Uh.. woman, they're at least forty this year, how are they hot? Though we're lying when we tell them they look hot.
Me: Forty? No they're not old- WAIT! Do you know what I am talking about?
Friend: I do? Mama? As in.. mother? Duh~
Me: *facepalms* NOOOO! I MEANT 'MAMA'! 'MAMA'! THE SONG! BY EXO! THE ONE I SHOWED YOU BEFORE!
Friend: Oh! Right. I don't like it. It's stupid. Why do they keep calling for 'Mama'? And 'Listen, enjoy the mayo.' WTF.
Me: Babe.
Friend: Yes?
Me: Babe.
Friend: What? I can't believe you like these sissy guys. They don't look manly at all! They look like they can-
Me: BABE.
Friend: Hold on, I'm talking. And they look like they can break their bones anytime if they dance too hard. Gosh, don't they-
Me: BABE.
Friend: Eat. Americian guys are better. They are taller and bigger in size too. You know..
ME: OI! STOP IT! OR I'M GOING PAINT YOUR DOG PINK. LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
Friend: No! Fine Fine! Damn, stop talking about kpop to me. I don't understand ! GROW UP DUDE, YOU'RE 16, NOT 11 ANYMORE.
Me: I CAN'T AND WON'T NOW SHUT THAT MOUTH BEFORE I TAPE IT WITH 3M SCOTCH'S TAPE!
Friend: The things I do for you.. the things I do for you, babe. Only I am able to tolerate your craziness.
Me: Hey, our years of friendship ain't for nothing, right? You still love me besides my crazy fan girl side~
I still can't understand why non kpop fans would call KPOP Idols sissy, LOL!
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