British

[  ] you drink a lot of tea

[  ] you know what a brolly is.

[  ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (It used too.. ;/)

[  ] you wanted Ben to win X Factor

[  ] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."

[ x ] fish and chips are yummy.

[ ] you can eat a full english breakfast

[  ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[  ] it's football... not soccer.

 

total: 1

 

Australian

[  ] you wear flip flops all year.

[  ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.

[  ] you love a backyard barbie.

[ x ] you know a barbie is not a doll.

[  ] you love the beach.

[ x ] sometimes you swear without realizing

[  ] you're a sports fanatic.

[  ] you are tanned.

[  ] you're a bit of a bogan.

[  ] you have an Australian something  

 

total: 2

 

Italian

[  ] The Sopranos is a great show

[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.

[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauces.

[ x ] you know how a real meatball tastes.

[  ] you know Italian songs.

[ x ] you have dark hair and dark eye color.

[  ] you speak some Italian

[ x ] you are under 5'10''.

[  ] you know what a Italian horn is.

[ ] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

[  ] you talk with your hands.

 

total: 3

 

Spanish

[  ] you say member instead of remember.

[ x ] you speak spanish or some

[ x ] you like tacos.

[  ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.

[  ] you are dark skinned.

[ x ] you know what a puta is.

[  ] you talk fast occasionally.

[ x ] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

[ x ] you know what platanos are.

 

total: 5

 

Russian

[  ] you say villain as: vee-lon.

[ x ] you get short tempered.

[  ] you know of somebody named Natasha

[ x ] you get cold easily.

[ x ] rain is fun for you

[  ] you get into contests all the time.

[ x ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

 

total: 4

 

Irish

[  ] you think beer is the best

[  ] you have a bad temper

[  ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.

[ ] you have blue or green eyes.  

[ ] you like the color green.

[  ] you have been to a St. Paddy's day party.

[  ] you have a family member from Ireland.

[  ] you have red hair.

[  ] you have/had freckles.

[  ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

 

total: 0

 

African American

[  ] you say nigga/nukka casually.

[  ] you have nappy hair.

[ x ] you like rap

[  ] you know how to shoot a gun.

[  ] you think President George Walker Bush is racist

[ x ] you like chicken.

[ x ] you like watermelon.

[ x ] you can dance.

[ x ]  you can 'sing' gospel.

 

total: 5

 

Asian

[  ] you have slanty/small eyes.

[ x ] you like rice a lot.

[ x ] you are good at math.

[ x ] you have played the piano.

[  ] you have family from Asia.

[ x ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[  ] most people think you're Chinese

[  ] you call hurricanes typhoons.

[  ] you go to baulko.

 

total: 4

 

German

[  ] you like bread.

[  ] you think German chocolate is good

[  ] you speak some German.

[ ] you know what schnitzel is.

[ x ] you went to preschool.

[ ] you're over 5'2.

 

total: 1

 

Canadian

[  ] you like/play/played hockey.

[  ] you love beer

[  ] you say eh.

[  ] you know what poutine is.

[  ] you speak some french .

[  ] you love Tim Horton's.

[  ] at one point you lived in a farm house.

[X] you watch/watched Degrassi.

 

total: 1

 

African-American/Hispanic. Okay.