Nationality Quiz (stolen)
British
[x] you drink a lot of tea (I drink tea occasionaly, but not frequently).
[ ] you know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] you wanted Ben to win X Factor (who's Ben?)
[x] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] you can eat a full english breakfast (what does one consist of?)
[ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] it's football... not soccer.
total: 3
Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] you love a backyard barbie.
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing (I swear so ing much, like, this motherf*cking sh*t!)
[ ] you're a sports fanatic.
[ ] you are tanned.
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan.
[x] you have an Australian something (an Australian friend, which is obvious because I live in Australia).
total: 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show (what's that?)
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] you speak some Italian (from primary school).
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[ ] you know what a Italian horn is.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.
total: 3
Spanish
[ ] you say member instead of remember.
[x] you speak spanish or some (I know "hola" and "gracias" thanks to Dora XD).
[ ] you like tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned.
[ ] you know what a puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[ ] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are.
total: 2
Russian
[ ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[x] you get short tempered.
[x] you know of somebody named Natasha (my friend).
[ ] you get cold easily.
[x] rain is fun for you (for me YES :D)
[ ] you get into contests all the time.
[ ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 3
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best (I'm underage, ing hell).
[x] you have a bad temper (at times).
[ ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[ ] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a St. Paddy's day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] you have red hair.
[ ] you have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
total: 1
African American
[x] you say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] you have nappy hair.
[x] you like rap (yes I do...kind of).
[ ] you know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] you think President George Walker Bush is racist (is that George Bush?)
[x] you like chicken.
[ ] you like watermelon.
[x] you can dance.
[ ] you can 'sing' gospel.
total: 4
Asian
[ ] you have slanty/small eyes.
[x] you like rice a lot.
[ ] you are good at math.
[ ] you have played the piano.
[x] you have family from Asia.
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] most people think you're Chinese (rare but sometime....)
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] you go to baulko.
total: 4
German
[x] you like bread.
[x] you think German chocolate is good (never tasted any).
[ ] you speak some German.
[x] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool.
[x] you're over 5'2.
total: 5
Canadian
[ ] you like/play/played hockey.
[ ] you love beer (how many times do I have to say, I'M UNDERAGE!)
[x] you say eh.
[ ] you know what poutine is.
[x] you speak some french (bonjour, je m'appelle Sofia).
[ ] you love Tim Horton's.
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] you watch/watched Degrassi.
total: 2
I got: Australian-German
Real nationality: Asian. ^^
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