► Write down your top ten biases and then answer the questions.

01. Daehyun (BAP)

02. Luhan (EXOM)

03. GD (BIGBANG)

04. Lee Jongsuk (Actor) Rules never said the bias has to be from a kpop group LOLS <3 

05. Kris (EXOM)

06. Zelo (BAP)

07. Yongguk (BAP)

08. Gikwang (B2ST) I used to call him Kikwang up until last year when I found out I've been spelling his name wrong Orz

09. JB (JJ Project)

10. Jonghyun (Shinee)

 

► 5 (Kris) winks at you in a fanmeet?

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Kris: *smiles at fans. Busily signs final autographs. 
        *EXO is finally allowed to take their 5 minute break and Kris relaxes and stretches his arms up while looking out towards the crowd of screaming fans. 
Me:  *Curiously walks by fanmeet to see which group was introduced next
Kris: *Takes notice of the girl standing behind the crowd of fans that blurred from his vision. Noticing her shining brightly underneath the rays of the sun that shimmered only on her. 
Me:  *Heart beat increases within each breath I take in after realizing the man that has been staring directly at me. 
Kris: *Slowly begins to lower his stretched arms from above him and casually places his hands behind his head. 
        *And within the next minute, he naturally raises the corner of his lip into a tight smirk and gradually sends me the most sly and perfect wink one will never get to witness throughout their entire days of living. 
Me: 
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⊙▂⊙ 

omfg..

(」゜ロ゜)」

OH. EHM. EFF. GEE. 

щ(゜ロ゜щ)

MOTHER PHAKING. 

ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

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KRIS IS 
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MOTHER PHAKING SITTING IN DAEHYUN'S SEAT KILL ME NOW WHY IS EXO AT THE FANMEET?! BAP'S SUPPOSED TO BE UP! GAD DAMN I'VE BEEN WAITING UNDERNEATH THIS BURNING SUNLIGHT TO GET THE PERFECT CENTER VIEW ALIGNED WITH DAEHYUN'S SPOT AUGH THIS IS JUST GREAT. 

 

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well for those of you who don't understand sarcasm I was kidding. 

 

 

► 3 (GD) kisses you on the cheek?

DEAR HEAVENS OF ALL MERCY THESE QUESTIONS ARE THE DEATH OF ME. 

BUT I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT IT AND SMILE BRIGHTLY AND APPEAR CALM AND NATURAL BUT INSIDE I WILL BE SOBBING AND CRYING RAINBOWS OF JOY. 

 

► 7 (Yongguk) smiles at you?

;__________; 
>_________<
Can these questions not. 
Every question is just going to be a reply of me dying inside. 
So if Yongguk smiled at me then yes I would be dying greatly inside. 

 

► 9 (JB) protects you from a car accident?

JB: *Runs within seconds in front of me and stops the car with one hand. 
Me: *Heavily breathes looking at the dented car and slowly lifts my gaze to see him smiling down at me. 
JB: "Are.. you okay?"
Me: .....
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Daaaaaaaamn Booooyyy, I didn't know you were that strong! 
Well my life is complete, I just experienced a scene from Twilight. 

 

► 1 (Daehyun) saves you from drowning?

Me: DAEHYUN! It's you! 
       *Dramatically raises hand upon forehead and faints into his arms. 
Daehyun: *Regains breath from diving in earlier.
Daehyun: "Yes, it is I, Jung Daehyun. The most handsomest, nicest, kindest, greatest, hottest, manliest, strongest, attractive-
Me: ......
Daehyun: "-coolest, most badass..est, smartest, wisest, handsomest-"
Me: "You already said handsom-"
Daehyun: "Best vocal singer born in all of man kind's history!"
Me: ...
Daehyun: :D 
Me: .. well yeah.. I agree..
Daehyun: :D
Me: ..but like.. I wouldn't say most strongest..
Daehyun: ...
Me: ... cause like.. there's tougher men out there. Like wrestlers. Like The Rock. Professional wrestler.. He can crush your bones by just looking at you. 
Daehyun: ...
Me: And your voice is to die for I agree I've set your voice for my alarm clock and ringtone and replay all your solos from every song BAP has released since the beginning so in the morning you're all I hear when I wake up since you are my husband but best singer in all of man kind's history? I mean c'mon legends like Michael Jackson and Whitney Houst-
Daehyun: .... 
Me: .... 
Daehyun: ...
Me: ......
Daehyun: ......
Me: ........
Daehyun: ......
Me: ....but babe I mean- 
Daehyun: *Lifts me up from the ground and throws me back inside the ocean. 

 

► 10 (Jonghyun) saves you from a car accident?

Me: "DAAAAAAAAAAAANGG JONGHYUN. First JB protects me from a car accident. And now you SAVE me from one?! You are just wow, you are my new hero. Like you are so nice in person I can't believe you'd risk your career to save me you are just truly so amazing I mean I know I feel bad for replacing you with Daehyun as my new bias and you and I have been in a relationship for a good 3-4 years, but since you've saved me and Daehyun almost killed me earlier I think it's safe to say that you are again my bi-"
Jonghyun: "Yeah I'm gonna stop you right there, I've saved about ten other girls who've answered this question and I've heard the same fangirl reponse so this isn't new. Just tell me when you're done fantasizing about this moment so I can leave this whole scene and go on and save the next hottest chick I can find." 
Me: ...........

Jonghyun: "Go on, finish your sentence." 

Me: ....

Me: "... well I meant to say that I think it's safe to say that you are again my... ."

Me: *Pulls out phone, takes a quick snapshot with him, then runs away for dear life. 

 

► 2 (Luhan) picks you as his favourite fan?

Me: "HAHA! YES! I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN I'D BE A BETTER FAN THAN ALL OF YOU!"

 

 

Fans: 

 

► 4 (Lee Jongsuk) backhugs you at a concert?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AFTER FINISHING AN EPISODE OF "I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE" DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW BADLY I AM SQUEALING LIKE 
I DIDN'T FIND JONGSUK THAAAAT ATTRACTIVE UNTIL I TRIED OUT ONE OF HIS DRAMAS AND YES I HAVEN'T 
WATCHED SCHOOL 2013 YET SURPRISNGLY BUT I WATCHED HIS MOST RECENT ONE AND I CAN'T LIKE I LITERALLY 
JUST CAN'T LIKE HE IS TOO PERFECT SO JUST IMAGINING HIM HUGGING ME LIKE I AM INTERNALLY SCREAMING INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 *A* TAT ;A: Dx <3 <3 

 

► 8 (Gikwang) turns to be your best friend?

Mmmm, yeah I can picture that! 
He's so dorky and weird and fun! xD 
Aww.. I wish I had a guy best friend like Gigwang.. that'd be so amazing. 

 

► 6 (Zelo) does a y dance?

Zelo: ... 
Me: .... waht.
Zelo: ...
Me: ... 
Zelo: ... *hip s-
Me: Stop. 

 

► 4, 9 and 10 (Jongsuk, JB, and Jonghyun) sing and rap for you?

HAHAHHAH THEY ALL START WITH "J" 
AND JB IS FROM JJ PROJECT
MIGHT AS WELL CALL THIS TRIO THE NEW "JJJ PROJECT"
HAHAHHA 
okay ill stop.

 

JB & Jonghyun: *sings angelically and beautifully and compliments each other perfectly in harmony. 
Me: ^-^ <3 ~
Jongsuk: "Iii LOOooVVvVeE YOOuuU~ YOUUu lOOoVE MEEe~ LET's gET TOgeTHeR AND-" 
Me: ....
JB: ...
Jonghyun: ... 
Jongsuk: ...
JB: .. Yeah, I think JJ Project sounds better anyways.. 

 

 

 

 

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. This was fun. 

Good luck to those who wanna steal this quiz. 

You got  A LOT of deleting to do. 

Stolen from: TheChuglyOne