What Race Am I ? (Stolen from Ilhoonwantstokillme)

British
[ ] you drink a lot of tea.
[ ] you know what a brolly is.
[ ] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[ ] you wanted ben to win x factor.
[ ] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] it's football... not soccer.

total: 1

Australian
[  ] you wear flip flops all year.
[x] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[  ] you love a backyard barbie.
[  ] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach.
[  ] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[  ] you're a sports fanatic.
[x] you are tanned.
[  ] you're a bit of a bogan.
[  ] you have an australian something.

total: 3

Italian
[  ] the sopranos is a great show.
[x] your last name ends in a vowel.
[  ] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[  ] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[  ] you know italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[  ] you speak some italian.
[  ] you are under 5'10''.
[  ] you know what a italian horn is.
[  ] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[  ] you talk with your hands.

total: 2

Spanish
[  ] you say member instead of remember.
[  ] you speak spanish or some.
[  ] you like tacos.
[  ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] you are dark skinned.
[x] you know what a puta is.
[  ] you talk fast occasionally. (Occasionally?)
[  ] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[  ] you know what platanos are.

total: 2

Russian
[  ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[x] you get short tempered.
[  ] you know of somebody named natasha.
[x] you get cold easily.
[  ] rain is fun for you.
[x] you get into contests all the time.
[  ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 3

Irish
[  ] you think beer is the best.
[x] you have a bad temper.
[  ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (Most of these beginning ones are Celtic names)
[  ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[  ] you have been to a st. paddy's day party.
[  ] you have a family member from ireland.
[  ] you have red hair.
[  ] you have/had freckles.
[  ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

total: 2

African American
[  ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[  ] you have nappy hair.
[x] you like rap.
[  ] you know how to shoot a gun.
[  ] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[x] you like chicken.
[x] you like watermelon.
[x] you can dance.
[x]  you can 'sing' gospel.

total: 5

Asian
[  ] you have slanty/small eyes.
[x] you like rice a lot.
[x] you are good at math.
[x] you have played the piano.
[  ] you have family from asia.
[  ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[  ] most people think you're chinese.
[  ] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[  ] you go to baulko.

total: 3

German
[x] you like bread.
[  ] you think german chocolate is good.
[  ]you speak some german.
[  ] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool.
[x] you're over 5'2

total: 3

Canadian
[  ] you like/play/played hockey.
[  ] you love beer.
[x] you say eh.
[  ] you know what poutine is.
[x] you speak some french. (I'm French so...)
[  ] you love tim horton's.
[  ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] you watch/watched degrassi.

total: 3

 

I'm African American !

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