I think I need a psychologist.
stolen from basturd cos yolo
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
my imaginary annoying bodyguard. god. even my imagination is annoying.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
wolf.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I TACKLEGLOMP THE ADORABLE THING OMFFF
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.
medium largeish?
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no duh I been watching too much CSI/Criminal Minds and reading too much apocalyptic fiction..
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on and around the table.
awesome glass table with matching comfy chairs and a vase with flowers in the middle.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)?
ceramic.
8. What do you do with the cup?
stare at it, not knowing what to do.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body
of water is it (creek, river, ocean, etc...)
creek.
10. How will you cross the water?
ride a flying unicorn across it.
This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life. [wow does that mean my bodyguard is real cos I've met someone pretty close to his description.]
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems. [er. what size would a wolf be.]
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive). [but i'm ing aggressive yo.]
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems. [big. ish?]
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You'd prefer people to not drop by unannounced. [who in the hell wants strangers to "drop by unannounced".]
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you are generally unhappy. [i had flowers ._.]
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable. [HOW IS CERAMIC NOT DURABLE HELLO WHO THE WANTS METAL CUPS Y'ALL IS CRAY. I MEAN KRAY ;D]
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in number 1. [whut.]
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your ual desire. [small? okay then.]
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your life. [I have no interest in whatsoever LOL.]
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