once there was a young boy named sumin. he was a boy. he liked to study and make love with his textbooks. but one day he was bored of his favorite math textbook GA S p!?!??!?! 'i need a new textbook' he said to himself. so he went to go find a textbook becuz he was cool hAH. he was walking on the street when he bumped into a girl. 'U NEED TO WATCH WER U R GOING U MESSED UP MY HAIR!?!' said the girl she had pretty curly hair. 'im muchos sorry' said sumin and he gave her a comb becuz sorry feels. and the girl was like 'hi my name duh gab r u korean?' and sumin was like'ja' and gab was like 'OMz IS UR LAST NAME KIM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA' and sumin was like 'no' and it was akws silence after that. then suddenly a guy walked to gab with his daughter aka gen aka me. the guy was like 'GAB MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER Y R U TALKING TO SUMIN!??!' turns out they knew each other becaus they both worked as lemonaid stand owners. no shame. 'idk this korea boy walked into me and gave me a comb he is cool my new chingoomigo hAHHah' jay approved. then gen jumped on sumins bak and cut off his hair cuz bored. 'EXCUse U I NEED my HAIR MY BOY FRIENd L LOVEd my hAIR!?!?1?' booey screamed and ran around in circles. lanas appeared out of thin air and asked 'r u a person' to gab and gab was like yes ;---------) den lanas and gen let out their inner elf feels singing cuZ I cant sTOP THINkiNG BOUT U quRLLL. and den lanas's friends, suho and onew walked by and suho winked @ gab. he was super short. but gab was just like why hELLLOOO DERE ;-) but onew in and gave gab chicken. (onchicken has got to go) then all of the sudden kevin arrived with taeyeon on his left and tiffany on his right. so much for shipping taeny, kevin. he also brought with him cel and sunggyu . cel had taped sunggYUs eyes open becuz we all kno he cant see lol. sumin suddenly rememberd to find textbook. but then he diecided against it because he liked his jinjja chingoos more :D so they all decided 2 go eat som pizza or idk at kfc. gab was the owner btw. dey ate until sumin exploded

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