Me: ! WHERE IS IT?! GODDAMN!
*flips table cloth* Nope, not here. COME OUT! *pushes everything away from the table* STILL NOT HERE! ARGH! *runs to my other living room* WHERE IS IT?!

Mom: What are you looking for?! The house is in a mess!

Me: SHHHH! I NEED TO FIND IT! IT'S MY PRECIOUS! THE ONNNNNLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY ONE! *Puts my forefinger out*

Mom: Just find it another day.

Me: NO! I HAVE TO FIND IT NOWWWWWW! *Moves mom's legs away and searches the couch* Mom, can you move your ? You might be sitting on my thing.

Mom: ... *stares at me*

Me: Like.. now-now? *She continues to stare* MOM!

Mom: Geez! Fine, fine! *moves away*

Me: *flips the entire couch's cushion away to find my thing* Not here. *turns to leave*

Mom: Pack the couch back like how it was.

Me: I'm not free now. Maybe later. Or you can help me if you want to sit on it now. *goes to another table to find my thing* You better be here! *pushes everything away and scans the table carefully for that shine*

Mom: What are you looking for, exactly?

Me: *not replying* Where is it?! *walks up to my room* WHERE IS IT?! *searches the bed like mad* WHERE WHERE WHERE?! DID SHE THROW IT AWAY?! *searches the entire room like hell* -ends up being a big mess- GEN! DID YOU THROW AWAY MY PRECIOUS?!?!?!?! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! IT'S ONE OF A KIND! YOU'RE GOING BACK TO TAIWAN AND BUY IT FOR ME!

Sister: What? I never throw any ring away.

Me: YOU DID! IT'S GONE I CAN'T FIND IT! MY LIFE IS OVER! *glares at her* I HATE YOU! *pulls at my face*

Sister: -blank expression- Really?

Me: ARGH! *runs to the first table that I was at* IT BETTER BE HERE OR I'M GOING TO SHIP HER OFF TO NEVERLAND TONIGHT! *flips table cloth multiple times* -sound of a metal dropping on the floor- Is it.. YES! I FOUND IT!

Mom: You found it? What is it?

Me: THIS! MY BABY! *Shows my Infinite ring*

Mom: -slits eyes- Excuse me?!

Me: YES? Oh god! Thank you! I thought I lost it!

Mom: You flipped the entire ing house for one ring?

Me: Uh.. yeah?

Mom: It's not even important!

Me: YES IT IS! IT'S MY WEDDING RING WITH INFINITE!

Mom: Not those flower boys again!

Me: You know they're handsome! Isn't Woohyun cute? *smirks*

Mom: *speechless* -speaks in a very soft voice- I guess..

Sister: You found it?

Me: Yes!

Sister: Good, at least I'm not going to die tonight.

Me: *talks to ring* You're not leaving me for another second ever again, you hear me?!