British
[x] you drink a lot of tea.
[ ] you know what a brolly is.
[ ] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[ ] you wanted ben to win x factor.
[x] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] fish and chips are yummy. 
[x] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] it's football... not soccer. 

total: 5

Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year.
[  ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[  ] you love a backyard barbie.
[  ] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach. 
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing. 
[  ] you're a sports fanatic.
[x] you are tanned.
[  ] you're a bit of a bogan. 
[x] you have an australian something. 

total: 5

Italian
[ ] the sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color. 
[ ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''. 
[  ] you know what a italian horn is.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. 
[x] you talk with your hands.

total: 4

Spanish
[ ] you say member instead of remember.
[ ] you speak spanish or some.
[x] you like tacos. 
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.  (People who do that annoy me so much....)
[ ] you are dark skinned. 
[ ] you know what a puta is. 
[x] you talk fast occasionally. 
[x] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[  ] you know what platanos are.

total: 3

Russian
[ ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[x] you get short tempered.
[x] you know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] you get cold easily.
[x] rain is fun for you. 
[ ] you get into contests all the time.
[x] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 4

Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best.
[x] you have a bad temper. 
[ ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.  
[x] you like the color green. 
[ ] you have been to a st. patty's day party.
[x] you have a family member from ireland. 
[ ] you have red hair.
[ ] you have/had freckles.
[x] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

total: 4

African American
[  ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[  ] you have nappy hair.
[x] you like rap.
[x] you know how to shoot a gun.
[  ] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[x] you like chicken.
[x] you like watermelon.
[  ] you can dance.
[  ]  you can 'sing' gospel. 

total: 4

asian
[x] you have slanty/small eyes. 
[x] you like rice a lot. 
[ ] you are good at math. 
[ ] you have played the piano.
[ ] you have family from asia. 
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] most people think you're chinese.
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons. 
[ ] you go to baulko.

total: 4

German
[x] you like bread.
[x] you think German chocolate is good.
[x] you speak some german.
[x] you know what schnitzel is.
[ ] you went to preschool. 
[ ] you're over 5'2

total: 4

canadian
[x] you like/play/played hockey. 
[  ] you love beer.
[x] you say eh. 
[  ] you know what poutine is. 
[x] you speak some french. 
[  ] you love tim horton's. 
[  ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[  ] you watch/watched degrassi.

total: 3

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