Hi chingus! I'm getting bored around here.

I just wanna play with you!

Want some riddles? ^-^

Three eyes have I, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze. What am I?

A girlfriend send this message to his boyriend early in this morning.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z

What does the girl mean?

What building has the most stories?

What is broken every time its spoken?

What four letter word can be read upside down, downside up, and up to down?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

The more there is, the less you see.

Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute.

Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.

Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. What are they?

What do you serve that you can't eat?

What kind of "room" has no windows or doors?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

A beggar"s brother died but the man who died had no brother.How could this be?

Cole's father has 3 sons. Dylan, Peter and _____.

What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?

You could comment your answers below and let's see who's the smartest. 

Have FUN!  *answers will be revealed soon*

No cheating! It kills the fun... =.=