At this rate, if EXO and M4M meet, he's gonna lose.

Vinson: I like the cute type

MC: One of the writers upstairs is your fan. She’s actually pretty cute. Come down! *waves at screen*

Writer: >///////<

MC: What do you like about Vinson?

Writer: His body

Vinson: *Dies and flails all over Alen*

MC: Now that I look…

Writer: I like the athletic type.

-after she leaves-

MC: Is she the type of girl you would like?

V: …..

MC: It’s okay you can say the truth

V: but how can I?!

MC: just say the truth, is she your type?

V: …….Thank you for liking me

MC: ah, okay. I get it, I get it.

Song plays: I’m sorry it’s not you~

MC: Is it not completely the type either?

V: yeah, not completely the type

MC: I’m not your type either right?

V: Right, too mature. You would be jimmy’s type.

Bin: *stomps on a roach* NO, COCKROACH! OH COCKROACH. MY ONLY BROTHER BESIDES THESE THREE. Now you have to be with me because you're my only hope. *dramatic* 
MC: I don't think a girl wants to be on the same level as a roach.. eliminated! 
Alen: Xiuyin. Xiuyin. ..Xiuyin. Xiuyin. ....Xiuyin. 
MC: Yes? 
Alen: Xiuyin. at first, it was simple. Then you kept asking for more. you asked for a diamond ring. then you asked for a big diamond ring. and then you asked for more. and now your fingers are full of diamond rings. And now I'm broke. Your eyes were blinded by the diamond rings. *feels around and touches jimmy and bin* So I gave my eyes to you. I can't actually see right now. 
Everyone: Fights for the mic 
Alen: wait wait wait I'm not done! Look into my empty eyes. Xiuyin. *blinks slowly* I have given you all that I can. 
M4M: Sobs in background while giggling 
Alen: If you choose someone else over me, I'll be heartbroken. 
Bin: *Tries to steal the mic* Stop talking, I can't bear to hear anymore 
Alen: wait wait wait. *bats him aside* But if being with them makes you happy, then it's okay. *adds a wise idiom at the end* 
MC: Alen, Xiuyin not being with you at the end would probably be because you talk too much. 
Vinson: Yin ah. I know I'm quite naive. I'm not as cunning in speech as my brothers. So I'll say it straight. 
Bin: "Please rub towels with me." 
Vinson: *takes a moment to tear up* Actually, I have a lot to say to you. But I still have a mother that needs to be taken care of after all. But I'm 
Alen: *puts arm around his shoulder* Don't cry, You can have Xiuyin. 
Vinson: So I hope you can help me take care of my mother. 
MC: woah. 
Everyone: *claps* 
MC: so now, onto our next- 
Me: wait... so Jimmy doesn't get to go because Vinson took her? Is that what happened? 
Or is he not a contestant because he's gay?

MC: Next time, we should get the writers to give Jimmy a pink shirt since he likes shirts [and the color pink]

Alen: Then you should give me a cow

MC: We can just give you milk coupons.

MC: And for Binbin… just give you a car okay? Be a little more generous!

Bin: Yay! I won!

MC: And give Vinson a VIP pass for a towel factory so you can go there whenever you want.

M4M: Thank you!

Alen: We definitely have to come back here next time.