Random Crap about Shinee

So lately Shinee has been promoting their new album

and went to Hong Kong

The problem?

It rained.

Is it a bad or good thing?

Bad because they boys got cold and soaked and good because of obvious improper/dirty reasons

 

So there they were, being all "professional" and stuff

WHEN SUDDENLY

*le gasp*

It started raining.

A LOT

 

Reactions:

J: my life, my doggy white fur will get wet!

K: please, I'm Almighty Key, this isnt rain. This is God crying over my perfection!....... I'll just whine about my hair later

M: Yeah rain, come get me wet, I'm hot like that too. You can never beat my burning flames!

T: Time to do it like I do in the shower! Bishes, 's about to get wild!!!

O: Huh? Who allowed the rain to come here? Staff! I demand explanations!

 

AFTER A WHILE:

 

O: Ok, let's play along. I shall handle this with y.

J: puppy likes water! Puppy likes water! Puppy likes water!

K: Still as fab bishes!

M: *Let's pretend I'm not noticing hundreds of fangirls staring at my *

T: SCFBHFDJKJEFBJSHVEDBFA!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

And I just love how Key is too fab to lie on a wet floor:

He's like: Not today. That's not happening.

 

Right now:

This picture is a extremely recent one.

I got it when I was already done with the first parts of the post so...

I WAS RIGHT WHEN I SAID HE WAS GOING TO WHINE ABOUT THE RAIN

Key...I know you too well.

 

 

So yeah. They were pretty professional and didnt mind the rain.

But can I just mention this:

 

...

No.

Bad.

Bad Jinki.

Stop.

STOP MAKING ME SO UALLY CONFUSED GODDAMMIT!

 

AND THE THING GETS WORSE!!!

THE ONABS ARE FINALLY HERE!

SM'S BEST KEPT SECRET HAS FINALLY BEEN REVEALED!

Please welcome

THE WASHBOARD ABS

I WAS DOING FINE WITHOUT SEEING THEM!

I DONT EVEN LIKE ABS WTF JINKI!

YOU'RE TURNING ME STRAIGHT AND THATS ING SCARY!

I hate this.

I really hate the fact that he's becoming ier by second.

ITS JUST NOT FAIR

He even knows how to smirk now!

He knows he's hot and hes getting cocky about it

I JUST KNOW IT

 

Bastard.

I hate you.

 

Meanwhile:

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KyuWookiELF
#1
yeh Jinki *major *
Onew is simply over perfection *drools and dies off*

That abs *drools and major nosebleed*
Can he just show a little more of it?
So that I can die in peace?Dreaming of his abs too *thinks but dies off*
selubrication
#2
ell oh ell.
omfg jinki. i see them nice abs.

but the one thing i dont understand is that.. why hasn't sm allow onew to show off his body? or is it that onew doesn't want to?

BCOS ONEW IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS AND SM ISNT LETTING HIM EMBRACE IT.
Timibts #3
Ovaries......exploded
Yumelory
#4
You are seriously one of the funniest people I have ever met/talked to/read from in my whole life! Seriously, I thought I would have a heart attack from too much laughter! You are simply hilarious :))))))))
UnKnownTruth #5
Staph....
my ovaries....
MariBrat23
#6
SHINee + Rain = 5 very y men!! ;)
MhiRha
#7
*ovaries explodes*
XDaGoddessXx #8
I feel the same way.. Sniff it's like Onew literally wants me to brag about him. He's my ing my bias!!! Why are you turning immediately y before I can even ing take count?! ><
etherkey
#9
SHINee + rain = mass murder of shawols~~~~^^

And ONEW that bastard!!!!!!! is he getting classes to be y?!?!?!?!?!! And the ABS!!!! The washbord abs!!!! The dubu leader has gone full on y!!!!
GoldenAngelFeather
#10
hahahah i was gaping at my screen when i saw pics of shinee in the rain,e specially the pics of onew! it's just freaking hot!! >_<
And his abs! omh, it's just perfect! best well kept secret, haha xD
Not really dubu anymore, huh! xD
And i love how he smirks and becomes all y! omg >___<

I'm still worried about theirh health, but this was perfect! Makes shinee more y than they already were >_<
Red_prince22
#11
I always believed in his washboard abs, maybe he's been planning it since hello baby XDD and well I wanna thank whoever invented wet t-shirts, and giving it to SHINee u-u
nekotaku
#12
Holy sh*t, why, why why khskhkkjgjhgkhjkhhjjjkj, why are they doing this to me ;; but, thank you rain ♥
jinkijeans
#13
LMAO!!! Awesome post ...now if we could only upvote a blog post lol.

and hot f**king damn Jinki is y as f**k. alkdjf;adkfh;akdfh * jinki's abs*
Tykkii #14
OMOMMOMOMOOM. IS THERE A LINK.
OMGOMGQERPIOGHBFUHKDJSBDL
FAN
Divalicous
#15
Just love how fab Key is. This is why he's my bias :D