Seriously, you just can't get enough stupid people during a weekend.

Scenario 1

*Le me and a friend on a bus, minding our own business.

This kid around 16 next to us : "Oh, my gawd! This nerd just texted me saying that classes are cancelled! The nerrdddd!!"

Le friend of le kid : "What do we doooo?"

Le Kid : Let's go shopping instead.

Le friend : Noooo, he could be lying.

Le kid : why would he lie to me? he has a crush on me. like this is f***ing obvious.

le friend : let's go to the centre and ask him if he's lying!

le kid : okay!!

*they hop off the bus twenty minutes later.

my friend : holy , they must b retards.

Scenario 2

*le me at the library alone. this guy comes up with a book and asks if he can join me.

le me : uh, sure.

le dude : hey, u don't come here often, do you?

le me : uh, no.

le dude : oh, i come here all the time. I love the books here.

le me : uh, yeah. They're neat.

le dude : are you here alone, or are you waiting for someone?

le me : im actually trying to study here.

le dude : oh, me too! i like being alone when i do that.

le me : ... *turns to my book.

le dude : im from out of town, btw.

le me : i thought you came here often.

le dude : yeah, I ride the bus.

le me : ...

le dude : i like buses.

le me : dude, im trying to study here.

le dude : oh, ok. do you read comics?

*Bull meter : 100degrees.

Scenario 3

*le buddy and me hiking

Random hiker 1 : Oh e, so many monkeys!

Hiker 1's buddy : What's that one doing?

Hiker 1 : E! It's screwing that one!

Hiker 1's buddy : man, you're dumb. monkeys don't screw.

Le buddy of mine : You guys must be new around here.

Hiker 1 : Yeah, monkeys from where we come from don't screw.

Le me : *poker face

le buddy of mine : holy e, i never knew that the human brain could be so stupid.

Scenario 4

*at class, le me doing my homework.

student 1 : oh my god, my brother actually thinks that Aoi Sora is a star! EVERYONE knows that she's an AV model!

student 2 : kyaha, your brother's so dense!

student 1 : yeah, its like thinking that Bang Yongguk is an idol!

le me thinking : and you guys must be a special kind of stupid.

Sigh, so exhausted.