I am 124% mentally unstable
[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (My family laughted at)
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 5
[X]You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[X] You just tried to your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X]You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 11
[X]You have seen the matrix
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 15
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 20
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
TOTAL: 23
[X] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 31
Take your total, Multiply by 4.
31 x 4 = 124% WTF HOW DID THAT HAPPEN o____o .___.
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