I Am 72% Mentally Unstable:

 

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'.

[  ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 

[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 

[  ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[  ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 2

 

[  ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[X] You just tried to your elbow.

[  ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[  ] You just sang them to make sure.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

 

[X] You have seen the matrix

[X] You type with three fingers or less.

[  ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

[  ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling. 

TOTAL: 8

 

[  ] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 

[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 11

 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[  ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[  ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.

TOTAL: 14

 

[  ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[  ] You break a lot of things.

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[  ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.

[  ] You don't know what "um" means.

[  ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 18

 

Take your total, Multiply by 4. 

18x 4 = (google as my calculator...) 72%

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