UHM, HI? I NEED A BETA?

CAN YOU RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ONE? OR IF YOU CAN DO SO YOURSELF.

I NEED SOMEONE DETAILED. CAUSE I'M JUST THAT HOPELESS. WHY ELSE WOULD I WANT A BETA IF I CAN DO IT MYSELF? /slapped.

MY STORIES ARE IN NEED OF UPDATES. BUT BETA SCARCITY IS ENORMOUS. OTL.